- We go through a lot of maple syrup
- All else being equal, my children’s default state is “fighting”
- Every morning, the fucking city plows another foot of snow onto the apron of my driveway and crushes my will to live
- Podcasts are more enjoyable while commuting
- We are filthy people
- There is, in fact, a limit to how much coffee I can drink
- Time, it turns out, is not the issue; it’s attention
- Everything that happens in The Shining makes much more sense to me now