In the event you’ve been hiding from Twitter for the past week, you may have missed that many of your friends have revealed up-to-and-including seven things about themselves. The lovely and talented @TBMimsTheThird has compiled them here. Go.

If you have a Twitter nemesis, you no longer have an excuse for not capitalizing on your deepest secrets and weaknesses.

(and no I haven’t done a list of 7 things BECAUSE NOBODY TAGGED ME. Boo-hoo.)